Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Facial Crossdressing

Time was when men were men, women were women and everyone knew where they stood - except, perhaps, in certain parts of the fetish community. Not, it seems, for much longer.

A survey has found that female humans prefer more feminine-looking guys when it comes to planning a long-term relationship. It seems that 'masculine' looking men were judged to be less faithful and worse parents, men with feminine facial features are seen as more committed and less likely to cheat on their partners.

I use the term "female humans" deliberately, because, as far as I can tell, the survey makes no mention of whether the participants were genuine, common-or-garden women, or the increasingly common, depressingly belligerent and universally unappealing "wimmin" variety.

Not that it matters, I suppose. You just know that love-lorn "new men", who have already been tempted into the cosmetics marketplace in recent years, will now be even more inclined towards feminising beauty treatment. A few of them - Tony Blair included, it seems - have already made a start by acquiring moobs (that's man boobs for those of you, who, like me, had never heard the term until the other day).

Still, to look on the bright side, it's news to delight drag queens and closet cross dressers / transvestites everywhere. No longer will they have to hide - when their wife catches them unexpectedly en femme, they can just say they were trying to strengthen their relationship. Whether that cuts any ice with wives and girlfriends outraged to find their fella decked out in their makeup and clothes remains to be seen.

Conversely, it's not such good news for those savvy ladies of negotiable virtue who have figured out that certain guys will pay lots of money to be "forcibly" dressed as a maid and made to clean the lady's house. The nature of fetish being what it is, I wonder, in light of this survey, how long it will be before those same guys are paying the same ladies to be dressed in a lumberjack shirt, heavy jeans and steel-toe'd work boots while they sit around, beer in hand, watching the women work?

And now, if you will excuse me, I must make good my escape - I see Mrs Seggars advancing with bra, panties and face pack in hand, and they look just my size...

Billy Seggars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha... you in frilly under-crackers and a face pack just tickles me.